Here are the answers to the (sports) questions posed earlier in the week in Defeat from the jaws of victory.
I’d like to tell you about one more unpleasant thing that happened at this quiz.
A member of a team who are, apparently, in the hunt for victory each year in this quiz copped on pretty early that we were a serious team. This chap got in to the habit of coming by our table after each round to see how we’d got on. We were sitting near the bar so I guess he could claim that he was (always) just on his way up for a drink but we thought his intention was clear enough – he was worried about how well we were doing.
Now, whenever I’m doing a quiz I tend to put my phone out on the table. I don’t think there’s any need to deny that I own a phone. Also, I’m not doing anything surreptitious with it, so what have I got to hide? At the midway interval, your man came over to see how we’d got on with the previous round. We told him we’d definitely missed the Italian scorer in the Premier League question below. “Are ye sure?” he asked. “Yeah, we’ve just looked up the answer on the phone,” we told him*. He did a very dramatic ‘Tut, tut’ thing and moved on.
Anyway, so what, you’re asking.
Well, after the picture round, when we weren’t at our most ebulient, he arrives over to see how we’ve done.
“We’re out of it” we tell him. “We only got seven of them.”
“Seven?!” he said, his tone indicating that they’d done much better. “Well, I guess ye couldn’t look them up on the phone.”
What. A. P&:<k.